Forest Street Baptist Church
KIRKBY-IN-ASHFIELD, NOTTINGHAM

3rd September 1997

Mr Cory Bettison

Dear Cory,

The dicks of the church at their meeting this week, decided that, because of that twat that lives next door to the church (The one with no taste in music and a rather large penis protruding from his cranium), they are no longer able to allow you the use of the schoolroom for your practices.

Basically we�ve been looking for a way to get you out of using this hall, and now we�ve found it.

I hope this seems short notice. I also hope that being fucked like this means that your band breaks up and that you all get decent jobs and stop sponging on other decent people.

Yours sincerely,

Miss M Homer

Church Secretary