You looked so stunning, I was on my fifteenth pint, fifteenth pint
I was so blind drunk, didn’t even know my name, know my name
The morning after, I can still picture your face, your face
I couldn’t believe, the bloke attached to your face, to your face


Dump him, he drives a peugeot and he’s, in love with it
Dump him, he thinks he’s gods gift but he’s, a pile of shit
Dump him, he’s a wanker and he’s, no good for you
Dump him, he’s only after one thing, you know its true


I see you with him, holding each others hands, others hands
Driving around town, showing off his brand new car, shit new car
It seems obvious, that you’re just biding your time, bide you time
You should dump him now, if you don’t its a crime, its a crime


Dump him, he drives a peugeot and he’s, in love with it
Dump him, he thinks he’s gods gift but he’s, a pile of shit
Dump him, he’s a wanker and he’s, no good for you
Dump him, he’s only after one thing, you know its true

by Tony Hearn, Cory Bettison and Wayne Rains.