The Family

Being with you is like Paradise.
I fucked your Cousin, your Sister and your Brother
Feeling up you is a waste of time.
Your Gormless, your Ugly and you smell of Tuna

I wanna make you cry.
Turned your brother bi.
Made your hamster die.
Now your sister's now a guy.

When you die and I am all alone.
I'll fist your Grandma, your Mother and your Puppy
I love the way you're nearly perfect.
I hate your fat arse, your acne and you're built like a trucker.

I wanna make you cry.
Turned your brother bi.
Made your hamster die.
Now your sister's now a guy.

You looked after me when I lost my job.
I stole your Money, your ganja and your bunny.
You made me soup when I was ill.
Pissed in your Coffee, your shampoo and I shit in your fish tank.

I wanna make you cry.
Turned your brother bi.
Made your hamster die.
Now your sister's now a guy.

Don't run away from me.
Don't you wanna see?.
How pleasant it will be.
When I join the family.

I wanna make you cry.
Turned your brother bi.
Made your hamster die.
Now your sister's now a guy.

Lyrics - Tony Hearn, Stephen Cripwell, Cory Bettison
Music - Cory Bettison